Scientifically questionable since today.

The Officially Unofficial Hippie Identification Test

Am I aHippie?

Are you a peace-loving free spirit? A corporate drone with suspiciously strong opinions about organic vegetables? Or just someone who owns one tie-dye shirt and likes Fleetwood Mac? It's time to find out.

20 questions, about 4 minutes. Different questions every time.

🔒 Nothing you enter ever leaves your browser.

What you'll walk away with

  • Your hippie percentagePrecise to the nearest flower petal.
  • An official classificationFrom Corporate Houseplant to Cosmic Love Ambassador.
  • Your spirit musicianThe artist your soul has been humming all along.
  • Secret badgesEleven hidden achievements. Some are hard to earn.
  • A printable certificateWith your name on it, made right on your device.
  • Bragging rightsShare it, then challenge your friends to beat you.

How we measure your inner flower child

Owning 37 incense burners won't get you all the way there. We score two things, and one of them counts more.

40%

Hippie Lifestyle

Music, fashion, sandals, drum circles, camper vans, and your relationship with tie-dye.

60%

Hippie Soul

Compassion, peacefulness, community, caring for the planet, and noticing the sunset.

Questions people ask

Is my name or information stored?

No. The quiz and your certificate are created entirely inside your browser. Your answers and your name are never sent to a server, there are no accounts, and nothing is saved after you close the page.

Can I be a hippie without the tie-dye?

Absolutely. Kindness counts more than costumes, so someone who has never owned sandals can still score high. Some people earn a rare result called The Accidental Hippie.

Why are my questions different from my friend's?

Every test draws 20 questions from a bigger pool. The soul questions are always included; the lifestyle questions rotate, so you can take it again and see new ones.

Is this scientific?

Scientifically questionable at best. It's built to make you laugh at yourself and, every so often, think about what actually matters to you.